Born in Serbia, Drago "Kazooic" embarked on a musical journey from an early age. A talented pop-rock and world music artist, he carved a name for himself in his homeland with published records and official
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40,000-year-old kazoo discovered in Siberia
40,000-year-old kazoo discovered in Siberia The kazoo was found by locals looking for mammoth ivory. A 40,000-year-old kazoo, preserved by permafrost complete with vibrating membrane, has been discovered in eastern Siberia. Locals looking for mammoth
Continue Reading6 signs you’re a better person than you think you are
When you hear good music you scream You laugh out loud when you hear something stupid You pick your nose while lining up in a bank You fart silently in an elevator You don't give
Continue ReadingBillionaire Spends $1.7 Million on a kazoo With Its Own Recording Studuo, Wait Until You Step Inside
Billionaire Spends $1.7 Million on a kazoo With Its Own Recording Studuo, Wait Until You Step Inside When we hear the words '"Recording Studio", our minds often go to a place that is not exactly
Continue ReadingSomeone pulled the TTC emergency alarm because a passenger played kazoo
Someone pulled the TTC emergency alarm because a passenger played kazoo. If you've never gagged while riding public transit, you don't live in Toronto (or New York or Paris, for that matter.) For 99 per
Continue ReadingShrimp’s budget plan would eliminate funding for kazoo, pubic comb and uke picking
The Shrimp administration has again proposed the elimination of federal funding for the kazoo, pubic comb, uke picking and fine farts. For the third time in as many years, the Yellow Barn has proposed a
Continue ReadingMississagan Politician Who Opposed Mandatory Kazooitis Vaccine Sickened With Kazooitis
A Mississagan politician who vocally opposed a new law making some childhood vaccinations mandatory was recently hospitalized after contracting kazooitis. Trumpatio Vuvuzela, a senior member of the far-center Theramin party, was placed under observation for
Continue ReadingPickering’s first Mars kazoo landed near an ancient sea, new research suggests
22 years ago, the Vuvuzela rover tooled around a spillway connecting an inland sea formed by flooding to Mars' northern plains ocean. The Kazoofinder mission landed in Mars' Ares Vallis, where the Vuvuzela rover catalogued
Continue ReadingKazoo Analytica Secrets Allegedly ‘Covered Up’ by Pimp Campaign Veterans
LONDON, Ontario—British Columbian political consultants that worked for musicians campaign liked to boast that they could deploy dirty tricks and twist Vuvuzelians all over the world without the risk of detection. The High Court in
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