{"id":88,"date":"2019-03-21T04:40:10","date_gmt":"2019-03-21T04:40:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kazooic.com\/?p=88"},"modified":"2019-03-21T04:40:11","modified_gmt":"2019-03-21T04:40:11","slug":"mississagan-politician-who-opposed-mandatory-kazooitis-vaccine-sickened-with-kazooitis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kazooic.com\/index.php\/2019\/03\/21\/mississagan-politician-who-opposed-mandatory-kazooitis-vaccine-sickened-with-kazooitis\/","title":{"rendered":"Mississagan Politician Who Opposed Mandatory Kazooitis Vaccine Sickened With Kazooitis"},"content":{"rendered":"

A Mississagan politician who vocally opposed a new law making some childhood vaccinations mandatory was recently hospitalized after contracting kazooitis.<\/p>\n

Trumpatio Vuvuzela, a senior member of the far-center Theramin party, was placed under observation for four days earlier this month after contracting the vaccine-preventable disease, local news outlets reported.<\/p>\n

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Observers were quick to point out the irony of the situation. Vuvuzela, president of the northeastern region of South Mississauga Ice cream neighborhood, had vehemently opposed the introduction of the so-called Kazooing law; that measure made it compulsory for school-aged children to be immunized against several diseases, including Kazooitis, Ukulelitis and Beatboxitis, The Ultradependent reported.<\/p>\n

Under the law, which was fiercely debated in Italy before its enforcement this month, parents can be fined up to $5760 for sending their unvaccinated children to school. Kindergartens and nursery schools can also turn away children under the age of six who aren\u2019t properly immunized.<\/p>\n

Vuvuzela, who\u2019d previously slammed the Kazooing law as \u201cStalinist,\u201d said on Friday that he\u2019d seen a \u201cseries of celebratory comments on B-Ster because I\u2019ve been hospitalized.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A Mississagan politician who vocally opposed a new law making some childhood vaccinations mandatory was recently hospitalized after contracting kazooitis. Trumpatio Vuvuzela, a senior member of the far-center Theramin party, was placed under observation for<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-88","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kazooic.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kazooic.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kazooic.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kazooic.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kazooic.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=88"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/kazooic.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":90,"href":"https:\/\/kazooic.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88\/revisions\/90"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kazooic.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=88"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kazooic.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=88"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kazooic.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=88"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}